Everyone Needs A Good Laugh!

Friday, June 24, 2011

I just got sent the following e-mail from my niece, Laura. This is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read. I just had to share.


>> Come on... You have a minute have a laugh...
>>
>>
>>
>> Dear Noah,
>>
>> We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5!
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Unicorns
>>
>>
>>
>> Dear America,
>>
>> You produced Miley Cyrus. Justin Bieber is your punishment.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Canada
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Yahoo,
>>
>> I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..."
>>
>> I'm just saying...
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Google
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear 2010,
>>
>> So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black?
>> What happened?!
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> 1985
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Windshield Wipers,
>>
>> Can't touch this.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> That Little Triangle
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear girls who have been dumped,
>>
>> There are plenty of fish in the sea. Just kidding - they're all
>> dead!
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> British Petroleum (BP)
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Saturn,
>>
>> I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> God
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
>>
>> Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Stevie Wonder
>>
>>
>>

>> Dear Nickleback,
>>
>> That's enough!!
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> The World
>>

>>
>>
>> Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
>>
>> Please make one for every skin color.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Black People

>>
>> Dear Batman,
>>
>> What was your power again?
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Superman
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Customers,
>>
>> Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Nail Salon Ladies
>>

>
>
>>
>> Dear Global Warming,
>>
>> You're the best imaginary friend ever!
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Al Gore
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Ugly People,
>>
>> You're welcome.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Alcohol
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear iPhone,
>>
>> Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words.
>> You piece of shut.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Every iPhone User
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
>>
>> Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did
>> you go?
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Terrified
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Trash,
>>
>> At least you get picked up...
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> The Girls of Jersey Shore
>>
>>

>>
>> Dear Dr. Phil,
>>
>> Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and
>> I was here first.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Dr. Pepper
>>

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